i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
Just imagine how terrifying a zombie apocalypse would be if zombies were parkour pros…..
Jennifer about the fans
#her bodyguard tho
"You all need jesus."
my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!
your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting
i thought they were partying
"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"
Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes