when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so